The 50 States Of America If They Were Given Catch Phrases

The 50 States Of America If They Were Given Catch Phrases

The 50 States Of America If They Were Given Hilarious Catch Phrases

By Jason W. Stevens 

Alabama: Well.. at least we’re not Mississippi.
Alaska: Like Canada, but better.
Arizona: Papers please. Just kidding…
Arkansas: The home of Bill Clinton. Sorry.
California: “We’re better than you, and we know it.”
Colorado: It’s the California you can afford to buy a house in.
Connecticut: “Full of pit stops when going from Boston to New York!”
Delaware: “Are you…are you talking me? It’s been years! Don’t leave!”
Florida: The more North you go the more South it gets!

Georgia: “Walking Dead and Archer: Come for the Cool.” Hawaii: Yes, we’re technically a state!
Idaho: Please stop asking us about potatoes…
Illinois: Because Chicago isn’t big enough to be its own state.
Indiana: College Basketball!…and Corn.
Iowa: We’re relevant during the primaries!
Kansas: It’s like elevator music with grass.
Kentucky: Come for the bourbon, stay because you drank way too much bourbon.
Louisiana: Please send help.
Maine: As seen in every Stephen King novel!
Maryland: “We Have Crabs!”
Massachusetts: No, we don’t talk like that. Just stop.
Michigan: “Our main export is crippling depression.”

Minnesota: Cheese Is Good. Mississippi: Well… at least we’re not Mis– D’oh!
Missouri: It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.
Montana: “Not Even Once.”
Nebraska: CORN! and not much else.
Nevada: Come on vacation, leave on probation.
New Hampshire: 69ing Vermont for over 200 years!
New Jersey: You can’t pump your own gas.
New Mexico: Better Mexico.
New York: “This city is just one small part of our state. There’s a lot of other stuff up here.”
North Carolina: We’re the best Carolina.
North Dakota: “If we called it ‘Upper South Dakota’ instead, would you want to visit?
Ohio: Where every vote counts and the seasons don’t matter.
Oklahoma: “Oklahoma is OK!”
Oregon: “Check out all our trees, man.”
Pennsylvania: It’s Always Sunny Here.
Rhode Island: Why are we a state?

South Carolina: Better Carolina. South Dakota: No, really. The mountain monument is in this one!
Tennessee: A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.
Texas: Wake up in Texas. Drive all day. Still in Texas.
*BONUS* Texas: Stop asking us if it’s the heat or the humidity. It’s ALWAYS the humidity.
Utah: Bring your wives!
Vermont: “You drove right through it again.”
Virginia: What do you mean the North won?
Washington: You know all that stuff your state wants? Yeah, we already have that.
West Virginia: Not technically the South.
Wisconsin: It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, and that somewhere is right here.
Wyoming: Why are you in Wyoming?