President Obama Scores 102 On IQ Test, Lowest In Presidential History
WASHINGTON, D.C. –
As it turns out, the Republicans may have been right all along, and President Obama is not the smartest person in the room after all. Since Woodrow Wilson took office in 1913, all presidents have been given an IQ test at some point during their time as leader. Gerald Ford always held the record for lowest score, with a 111, which is considered just slightly above average. On the other end of the spectrum, George W. Bush scored a 132, which is considered ‘gifted.’ Two-Thirds of people who take the standardized IQ test score between 85-115.
The White House today spun President Obama’s 102 as a ‘solid average’ that is nothing to be ashamed of.
”President Obama never claimed to be smarter than anybody else. As a matter as fact, he has always represented himself as a regular guy, ‘a man of the people,’ as it were,” said Josh Earnest, White House Press Secretary. “The key to being a good leader is to surround yourself with smart people, which President Obama has always done. As far as needing to be a genius to run the country, well – George W. Bush had the highest score ever, and look at how that mess turned out. So, the next time President Obama bypasses congress with an executive order, and you’re about to say something cruel, racist, or otherwise completely ignorant, remember that he’s just a regular guy getting things done for you. And hey! At least he’s in the triple digits!”
“Ha! I knew it! King Obama is just
a few points away from being a dummy,” said Senator Ted Cruz. ”Einstein
was a 160, and guess what America – I scored 145! I’m smarter than 99%
of you! When I’m elected President, I’ll bring some common sense and
smarts back into the White House. Let’s face it, don’t you want your
President to be smarter than the guy asking you whether you want to
‘super size’ your fries at the drive through? ‘Vote for me America, I’m
smart!’ Hell, I think I’ll make that a bumper sticker!”
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