Handy Reference Guide to Obama’s Gaffes and Goofs
- “The Bomb” that fell on Pearl Harbor
- “The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.”
- 10,000 People (A Whole Town!) Died in Kansas ~ Oops, Overstated by 9,988
- Admits His Plan would Necessarily Cause Energy Prices to Skyrocket
- Air Raiding Villages a la Yankee Air Pirates: Destroys Whole Afghan Villages!
- Another Senior Moment
- ATMs Cause Unemployment
- Blames Hugo Chavez’s Election on (ta da) BUSH! Oops.
- Blows off the Salute To Heroes (MOH) Inaugural Ball
- Botched Toast ~ Babbles over “God Save The Queen”
- Bowls like a Special Olympian
- Bows to the Chicom President
- Bows to the Emperor of Japan
- Bows to the Mayor of Tampa
- Bows to the Saudi King
- Burns up 9,000 gallons of Jet Fuel on Earth Day
- Can’t Keep MOH Recipients Straight
- Can’t Remember His Own Wife’s Name
- Celebrates the Fifth of the Fourth
- Claims to be the only President in History to Try to Eliminate Unnecessary Regulations
- Confuses “his” Christianity for “his Muslim faith”
- Congratulates the FBI’s First Hundred Days
- Constitutional Principles on Judiciary Written 20 Centuries Ago
- Cops Acted Stupidly (@ 1:30)
- Date Nights at a Quarter of a Million a Pop
- Did He REALLY just call Palin a “Pig”??????
- Disrespects the Flag and the National Anthem
- Dr. Obama on the Causes of Autism
- Doesn’t Know How Old His Daughter Is
- Doesn’t Know the Difference Between Great Britain and England
- Exaggerates about Military Small Unit Methods, Weapons, and Tactics in Afghanistan
- Expects to be President for “Eight to Ten Years”
- Faux White Sox Fan Can’t Name Favorite Players, Loves “Cominskey” Park
- Flippantly Answers the “When Does Life Begin” Question ~ Above His Pay Grade
- Flips Off Her Royal Clinton
- Flips Off John McCain
- Flubs Town Hall Hosts’ Name
- Forgot to Duck ~ Too Busy Waving
- Geographic Genius, NOT! Hawaii is Now In Asia. (note WH transcript from Hawaii, Obama thinks he’s “here in Asia”) para 13 from bottom
- Get Yer Keys On!
- Gins up the Reason for his Birth In Selma (Bonus…Jive Accent)
- Gives a Shout out to MOH who Isn’t
- Gives the Queen an iPod
- Gives Thoughtless Gifts to Brit PM Brown and his Children
- Had an Imaginary Assignment to the Senate Banking Committee
- Had an Uncle who Liberated Auschwitz
- Har, Har, Har, $800 BN Wasn’t As Shovel Ready as We Thought ~ Hilarious!!!!!
- Has Visited 57 States
- Harvard Degree ~ Mechanical Engineering? No, Definitely NOT!
- Hates Old People
- How to Keep All Those Wars Straight?
- Identifies a Whole New State (Eau Claire)
- If I Can’t Dazzle Them With Brilliance, I’ll Baffle ‘em With BS
- If Asking A Billionaire to Pay the Same Tax Rate as a Jew ~ Anti Semitic? (Shrink friend calls it the Amytal Interview)
- (a) through (m) I’m Just Freakin’ Perfect Every Day, In Every Way. If You Don’t Believe it, ASK ME!!!!
- Inappropriate “Shout-Out” Before Addressing Fort Hood Shooting (linked video removed but another is HERE).
- Inhaled Frequently. That was the Point.
- Insults French President Sarkozy ~ “Hope Your New Kid Isn’t Ugly Like You”
- Israel is a Strong Friend of Israel’s ~ Whilst being Perfectly Clear
- Makes a Nasty Joke about Nancy Reagan and Seances
- Medical Genius (Off Prompter)
- Mistakes a Window for a Door
- Mocks Joe the Plumber
- Navy Corpse Man
- Oaf of Office
- Ogles La Derriere Like a Frenchman
- Oh Wait…Robots Create Jobs with Unions (@ 1:35)
- Omits God from Thanksgiving Day Address (Lucky Lady Apparently Blesses The Won’s House)
- Panders to Hispanics…Rewrites History Again
- Pesky Infrastructure Terms Like “Intercontinental” Trip Him Up
- Pitches Like a Girl Whilst Wearing Mom Jeans….Wheeeee!!!!!
- Proclaims Himself Commander AND Chief
- Promotes Canada’s Prime Minister to a President
- Refused to Visit the Troops Because No Media Was Allowed
- Reporters with Foreign Policy Questions are SOOO Annoying!
- Scares the Crap out of New Yorkers
- Scares a Marine Guard by Shaking His Hand
- Screw Our Allies ~ I’m going with Hugo and Ortega on This One
- Seeks Greater Inefficiencies in the Health Care System via Obamacare
- Sees Dead People
- Shankopotomus (watch the Crackberry go flying)
- Signs the Wrong Year in Guest Book at Westminster Abbey
- Snubs Brits by Returning the Bust of Winston Churchill
- Someone Waging a KMA can’t Spell “Libya” (h/t our own Warner Todd Houston)
- Staff Incompetence ~ Obama’s Limo Gets Stuck
- Staff Incompetence Part Deux ~ Obama’s Ignorance of Geography is Apparently Virulent
- The Time has Changed for Come
- Thinks “Victory” is a 4 Letter Word
- Thinks Austrian is a Language
- Thinks Europe is a Country
- Throws Out the Honored Guest with the Trash
- Two Words to Define Campain 2012? ~ “Our Vision For The Future. That’s three words. Four.” (last 2 paras).
- Wants to Halt the Rise of Privacy
- Waves Like Alfred E. Neuman (h/t El Rushbo)
- Waves Again ~ Speak to the Hand Part Deux
- Waves Yet AGAIN ~ Speak to the Hand Part Trois
- We are the Ones We’ve Been Waiting For
- We Can’t Balance The Budget…w/o Tax Increases ~ Um, Bernanke Disagrees
- When in Ireland, Do as the Irish Do….NO WAIT….BYOB (non-alcoholic)
- Will Halt The Rise of the Oceans
- Wouldn’t “Punish” His Daughters with a Baby AND Equates Pregnancy to an STD
- WTF of the Day
- You Might be a Filthy Rich Cretin If….Oh Never Mind, the Math Doesn’t Really Work
~ Blonde Gator
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