White House: Obama will announce tomorrow he's stopping ObamaCare

White House: Obama will announce tomorrow he's stopping ObamaCare

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White House: Obama will announce tomorrow he's stopping ObamaCare

By Mike Ross


The White House announced late tonight that President Barack Obama will be holding a new press conference tomorrow to announce that he will fully suspend all efforts to implement the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, also known as ObamaCare. The president is going to announce that ObamaCare can't work, it won't work, and there is no way to implement it in such a way to obtain the savings and coverage of the uninsured as the health care reform was intended to function.
At the same time, the president will declare a state of health care emergency, and in using emergency power vest in the president, he will take immediate actions to implement Single Payer Health Care. The president will announce the nationalizing of all hospitals, health insurance companies, and related firms. They will all be merged into a new entity, which will be independently run under government supervision, as is the Postal Service, that will be called The National Health Security Service. Just like Hillary and Bill Clinton promised in 1993, all Americans will be given Health Security Cards that they will present when showing up at a hospital or physicians office for visits or treatment.
White House press secretary Jay Carney said this new heath care system will insure 100 percent coverage, eliminate health care fraud, and finally bring down the costs of health care since all profits in the industry will be eliminated. Carney said the system will insure you will keep your doctor and your plan because now they're all under the umbrella of the National Health Security Administration, an agency of more than 1.2 million federal bureaucrats, that will administer the new National Health Security Services system.
When asked, Carney had no knowledge of whether the new 60-story twin towers being build in Fairfax County, Virginia will be the new headquarters for the Health Security Administration. Online universities such as the University of Phoenix are already vastly expanding the enrollment in their Masters degree programs in Health Care Administration to train new future bureaucrats for HSA employment.
Barack Obama may well have had a dream about this, until his alarm clock rang and it was time to wake up and face reality again. “Michelle, I had this amazing dream that ObamaCare failed and instead we used emergency powers to implement single payer health care...”